13 Golden Rules for Boys *

1 . Call
2 . Don't lie
3 . The correct answer to "Do I look fat" is never , ever "Yes"
4 . Ordering for her is good . Telling her what she wants is bad .
5 . Being attentive is good . Stalking is bad .
6 . "Honey" , "Darling" and "Sweetheart" are good . "Nag" , "Lardass" and "B!tch" are bad .
7 . Talking is good . Shouting is bad .
8 . A grunt is seldom an acceptable answer to any question .
9 . Her cooking is excellent .
10 . That's isn't an excuse for you to avoid cooking .
11 . Dishsoap is your friend .
12 . Don't assume PMS is the cause for every bad mood .
13 . Don't assume PMS doesn't exist .